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Amp Demotivational Poster


TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.


TAGS: blade twilight g** vampires
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:16 am
Buffy who...?
infidel81 - March 18, 2012, 11:47 am
this one prompted me to join motifake
timbosai - December 13, 2011, 6:56 pm
this one is awesome
maoworks2 - December 10, 2011, 5:11 pm
Kick a**.!


ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Alex

FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


DEUTSCHLAND - Fick ja!




TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.




WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!


TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.


TAGS: grandpa vampire twilight fan
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by MustyK

xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm
Exactly what he is talking about.


YOU MAY BE A REDNECK JEDI... - ...if you've ever heard "Billy Bob, I am your Father... ...and your Uncle!"


TAGS: looks like uncle jedi clampett
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

CaptainBaked - May 5, 2011, 4:53 am
You may be a Thailand jedi if you've ever heard " Luk Skeiwulka, I am your father... and your mother..."
Bull - May 4, 2011, 8:22 pm
lol


HORROR MOVIE HEROES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horro movies bruce campbell
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

colt45103 - June 2, 2010, 4:24 pm
That's just we we call pillow talk baby...
TheSarge - April 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Good,I could use a horseblanket.
Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:23 pm
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:46 pm
This is my boom stick!


GUINNESS LIKE CHAMPAGNE ONLY IRISH -


TAGS: guinness irish beer champagne
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Iforget

taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
As I sit in Dublin and tip my hat to the Irish.... like gold flowin' from angel's fingers....


LEGACY -


TAGS: ampere
Rating: 3.45/5

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ICEMAN - January 28, 2011, 9:23 pm
e05, keep wishing & hoping for that until you believe it. And someday you might actually get laid too.
Waylander - January 28, 2011, 2:46 pm
It is a lot cleaner at least. But alas, 2L for the repeat.
epimethius05 - January 28, 2011, 12:16 pm
mine is alot better than his :P
ICEMAN - January 28, 2011, 7:26 am
Been done - recently - 126633


Lawful Good -


TAGS: fuzz dungeons amp dragons lawful good
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Malkavian

TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:27 pm
Simon Pegg is funny. You sir are not!
HITMAN!219 - July 19, 2009, 2:55 pm
Its all for the GREATER GOOD THE GREATER GOOD
Roger Ebert - December 2, 2008, 11:59 am
How did this pile of ****e get greenlit?
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 11:32 am
"what made you want to become a police man officer?" sweet someone played along :D
james matthis - December 2, 2008, 10:54 am
"officer"
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 10:33 am
"what made you want to become a police man?"
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 11:29 am
"I wanna do what you do. You DO DO what I DO!"
God - September 27, 2008, 7:03 pm
Tube Steak. You're quite possibly the biggest douchebag in the world. The "ph"ail thing is stupid.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:46 pm
PHAIL... but it was a kick a** movie.
Tom Weaver - June 18, 2008, 4:23 pm
If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we are going to be up to our *balls* in jugglers!


No Parking -


TAGS: tank clamp parking
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ashson

nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:45 pm
I can't decide whether the police officer who put the tire lock on the T-34 is brave of stupid
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2014, 3:23 pm
A heroic veteran of the Great Patriotic War, in trouble with the law.


REALIZATION - It was at that point when Timmy realized that wasn't the bus to summer camp...




LONGHORN - What Aggies want to be when they grow up.


TAGS: ut longhorns champions aggies suck
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:07 pm

swat, go away
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:49 pm
manners, swat. We're not here to be a pain.
swat253 - November 26, 2010, 10:47 pm
24-17 and you're LAST in the Big XII South... Hook THIS, b****!
DreMagnum - December 2, 2009, 8:39 pm
As nice as Charles Manson and Hitler offspring after a rough day at school
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:28 pm

He probably knows know. Isn't Moooo+ behind just about everything?
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:24 pm
Well Rerun, does Aggy know that some random cow college has infringed on his identity? Isn't identity theft a CRIME? Huh? HUH!? WELL!?!? Wait...is Moooooooooooooo behind this?
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:40 pm

sorry guys, this isn't about you. I know, it really isn't. For those who don't know, The longhorn is University of Texas (my college), the Aggies ate Texas A & M. The enemy. Hook Em Horns
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:51 am
National champions in three, two, one...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:17 am
I don't get it...... Aggy's want to grow up to be steers? Weird Aspiration. ;)
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 6:26 am
Yeah, everyone knows that Aggy's longheld dream is to get picked for one of the spots on the "Cher Sings" Revue over at the Golden Nugget.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:23 am
I beg to differ.


Stuck in a rut -


TAGS: deer buck lamp shade on his head
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 29, 2014, 7:03 pm
Thanks for the comments everyone.
Oldsod - November 28, 2014, 7:08 am
A whitetail with a mullet? Must have been taken around here. 5L.
Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 7:54 pm

LOL5
mariand - November 27, 2014, 6:26 pm
5 "undercover" horns.
GaryO - November 27, 2014, 10:35 am
Mastery. 5/F


OKAY - exactly what was it you were complaining about again?


TAGS: amputee disabled okami
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by okami

GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 9:06 pm
So...You had/got Die-A-bee-tus?
okami - July 15, 2011, 4:18 am
well, i'm a double amputee, myself; lost both legs to Type 2 Diabetes, the second June 2011. i have serious doubts it's shopped, though i don't know the specifics of this case. i've personally known children with missing limbs, so i'll give 'im a pass.
cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:17 am
And this is not 'shopped?


VAMPIRES -


TAGS: vampire blood period drink under table pzy
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

dragonrider33 - March 17, 2014, 9:26 pm
THIS, is my new favorite Desktop!!
Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:28 pm
WOW.. umm.. it's good to know there are people as sick and twisted -if not more- as/than me around..lol
MrDamage - March 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
EWWWWW! 5 lions :)
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:58 pm
Just added to faves!
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:57 pm
THAT IS TWISTED! I love it! 5 of course!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:34 pm
*divorce*
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:33 pm
Can't afford the consequent dicorce, sorry... Otherwise I'd take you up on that without hesitation! Cheers!
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 5:07 pm
Marry me, culos.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:56 pm
I wish it was priceless, my ex costs me about $3000 a month in alimony. That's not priceless! That's a real bloods****** vampire foryou!
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:36 pm

Priceless
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 10:56 pm

hey ice...the delay on the eyes for your avatar...creepy dude...like you're stalking someone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 1, 2011, 10:16 pm
Really Ice?...Why can't you write one then?
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:46 pm
OBTW, in case you hadn't noticed, I love a good limerick.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:39 pm
There once was a guy named "Psych"... He submitted one we might like... He hit a home run... When the Mods said "It's done"... Now he's giddy as a lil bitty tyke. 5
spacedog - February 1, 2011, 9:16 pm
LMAO! Amsome pzykosiz.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

OMG!!! n1 dude.


ADMIT IT - You're thinking about it too


TAGS: car ramp drive
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by motinet

flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:49 pm
When ever i see that in front of me i always freak out and start screaming ' WERE GOING TO DIE, RUN JUMP OUT THE WINDOWS!' then everyone stares at me in the car .3.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 5:26 pm
ye5, ye5 I am.
forseti - April 4, 2011, 10:02 am
You lost a "K" with your last stunt ;)
Defence2501 - April 4, 2011, 9:39 am
That would make me want to pull a Nightrider stunt!
Reality Lord - December 22, 2010, 11:03 pm

LOLZ...hugely so. you should contribute more often....sir.
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 3:04 pm
it's that stupid little 12" lip at the top of the ramp... if only it wasn't there.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 9:33 am
ALWAYS think about it haha. If only it weren't for clearance issues...hmm


BRUCE CAMPBELL - The one man who can get the chicks while killing zombies


TAGS: evil dead bruce campbell
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Madnessfreak13

Ed-Hyde - May 24, 2010, 7:23 am
I get to meet the King in June. Bruce Campbell is the creator of awesome sauce.


DEPORTIVO SAPRISSA - Bringing Joy since 1935




GAMER - Ones a gamer always a gamer


TAGS: gamer old gramps
Rating: 1.68/5

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TigerKid - October 2, 2008, 11:59 pm
This is so going to be me in the future. Hopefully we can play telepathically before I get arthritis.
unsavory - July 16, 2008, 11:45 am
Oh, missed that, -_-
-_- - July 12, 2008, 8:39 pm
Or, 'once'. Depending on your use of the 'lenguage'. *snickers*


hajj stampede -




DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!




CREEPYPASTA -


TAGS: woods ph**o camp
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Sho

pzykosiz - November 15, 2015, 8:23 pm
Can you say "selfies"?
MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 3:54 am
I've got chills, they're multiplying. :) brrrrr
Sho - December 12, 2012, 12:32 pm
The pictures that were taken are for you to imagine by yourself. The one in the poster just shows where she camped
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 12:12 pm
I'm an visually impaired person in a way that I usually can see exactly (as if it were in front of my eyes) what someone is talking about, but I didn't have that with this one. Thanks tho.
GaryO - December 11, 2012, 8:10 am
In your mind, some need a little more time in the dark room to develop……...
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:16 am
I dont get it.... where are the pictures?
Sho - July 1, 2012, 12:38 pm
I rather let the reader's fantasy do the rest. Nothing's more effective than your own imagination
motifayk - July 1, 2012, 2:53 am
It would have been creepier-pasta if we got to know what happened next. Or is that why we don't know it? LOL ... 5he must go back there once more...
Sho - June 28, 2012, 8:41 pm
Lol thx man
Reality Lord - June 28, 2012, 8:38 pm

hairs...on ....arms...standing. dude...you just took the bar way wayyyyy up. awesome poster. i'm off to ban whoever downvotes this :D...JOKING...JUST JOKING.
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:55 pm
LMAO but creepy... 5L
Iconoclast - June 22, 2012, 6:25 pm
Truly demotivational. 5 delayed screams.


THE COUNT - More Bad-Ass than Edward Cullen since 1966


TAGS: the real vampire motifake
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by crackers411

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:07 pm
Way more bad-a*s!


EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE - He's a fairy.


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by MeYouFools

Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:45 am
1L


ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!




CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...


TAGS: camping trip of a lifetime
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by hootizz

hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am
Those rubber boots really do it for me.


HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.88/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:46 am
Meh a bit better. Dont continue on the vampire theme tho.


LOOK MA - No Hands


TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very f***ed up yet so very hilarious


UMMM HI UHHH DID I SAY HI ALREADY? -


TAGS: h** steampunk woman nervous man
Rating: 4.72/5

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MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:45 am
There's a movie IRON SKYS "Nazis from the dark side of the moon" that looks steam punk, I can't wait for it.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:43 am
I love steam punk in movies, and cosplay. There's a steampunk phone cover you can get
szo850 - October 21, 2012, 7:21 am
steam condenses into sweat?
Reality Lord - March 13, 2012, 5:14 pm

personally a huge fan of the genre. nice
mariand - March 13, 2012, 5:58 am
nice one ;)


MY DAD.... -


TAGS: dad live life example
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by steph1

Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:32 pm
My father always told me how to live my life, but I never listened.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 2:19 pm

5weet 5teph...very.


I LOVE YOU -




CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




REGRETS -


TAGS: beware lest you turn into an example as well hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hawamleh - July 1, 2011, 1:24 am
The way any true beta would !
house - July 1, 2011, 12:41 am
Love this poster H. 5L, Fav'd, saved and anonymously e-mailed to the (secret) love of my life
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:12 am
Thank You Guys
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:22 am
5L Sad
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 7:57 am

touching. now where's my d*** anti-depressants. 5 hammy...n1...again.


VASH VS. LUPIN - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga vash the stampede lupin 3rd iii trigun
Rating: 2.17/5

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Shrake12 - August 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
Well, Lupin's the one with the gun under Vash's chin. Case closed.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:58 pm
I hate to say it.... But this is not a contest. Master Thief vs Humanoid Typhoon, Great Escape Artist vs The First human Act of God?


CAN YOU - Spot the odd one out


TAGS: odd one out vampire
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Alixian

twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 7:12 am
Actually, each of them is unique in their own way: Top Left - He's a Muppet; Top Right - He's g**; Bottom Left - she's female; Bottom Right - he's based on a real person. BTW: 5L.
Alixian - August 11, 2011, 2:33 am
No he's just a shiny fairy
crackers411 - August 10, 2011, 10:07 pm
C'mon people! We ALL know edward isint a vampire.
D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
hmmmm... I KNOW it's the huge pale white db in the top right!
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:53 am
At the same time it could be bottom left for being a woman, top left for being a muppet
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 8:21 am
And I was thinking it had something to do with insertion of hands, making bottom right the odd one out..
Vampyro - July 29, 2011, 12:04 am
Yeah it's the 5parkly fairy in the top right corner.


OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GUITAR/AMP BUYING DISORDER - STOP ME BEFORE I EBAY AGAIN!!!!!




MY SOLE PURPOSE - In this lifetime is to be a bad example ...


TAGS: sole purpose be bad example
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:28 pm
He's being a bad example by enjoying life. Monks are self adoring hypocrites.
Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 2:09 am
I want to meet that man!
Bull - June 14, 2012, 5:19 pm
My thoughts exactly!!


COSPLAY AMPUTEE -




Giggle Switch -


TAGS: example of too much fun
Rating: 5/5

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david5300 - April 25, 2017, 11:36 pm
" Giggle Switch " how appropriate !!!! I will use that term !
david5300 - April 25, 2017, 11:35 pm
" Giggle Switch " how appropriate !!!! I will use that term !


HAROLD CAMPING - You've just been punk'd !!!


TAGS: harold camping you ve been punk d
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Budog

Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 1:36 pm
Punk'd...by L. Ron Hubbard!


YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!




MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS -


TAGS: camping drunk casual zipper consequences
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

gas - August 9, 2011, 8:40 pm
I mean, an episode intro
gas - August 9, 2011, 8:36 pm
very nice poster, looks like a Tales from the Crypt intro


Neutral Evil -


TAGS: amp d gaming alignment
Rating: 3.07/5

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familyghost - November 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
I love this one. So sick and twisted...


DOES IT STACK? - success lies in asking the right question at the right time


TAGS: dungeons amp dragons
Rating: 2.39/5

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elsevier - April 28, 2008, 5:11 pm
ROTFL! the minmaxer's motto!


AMBER LAMPS -


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a m**********r" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


THE SUPER BOWL - I don't care who is playing. Everyone is a winner when it comes to bacon.


TAGS: super bowl bacon tropy champion
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

ICEMAN - February 3, 2012, 10:24 am
Except the pig. Oh well.
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 8:22 am
I Love It 12 Eggs On The Side.


LOOPHOLES -


TAGS: tsa dynamite tampon body scan pulling strings
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:41 pm
I think it's the government's way of getting some of these part-time security guards to 2nd b@se. That's "old school" base I was referring to. 5L
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:17 am
LOL Watch out for a heavy flow day! *GROSS*


Vincent Valentine -


TAGS: valentine vampire twilight ffvii final fantasy 7 vii edward cullen gamer gamers fangirl
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Panther

Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 3:33 am
I wish I was..
Claire - February 14, 2011, 9:56 pm
Not really, you're both nerds.
Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
Vincent: A fictional character from a decade old game. Cullen: A p***vamp from the hastily constructed novel of a outpatient in a psyche ward. There is a debate here?
Hawamleh - February 14, 2011, 6:38 pm
ow the actor that played Cullen is badass, possible borderline alcoholic and has some good movies.] you on the other hand masturbating your limp ***ks to video game characters are just sad...
agdaniele - February 14, 2011, 6:26 pm
Now, when you say "badass"... you do realize that he can only bully other animated characters, right?
AnSiogOlc - February 14, 2011, 5:53 pm
HOW DARE YOU!!!! Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak loved by nothing but 10 year old girls!!!! Vincent Valentine isn't even a Vampire!!!! And he is badass! I had to join the site just to share my thoughts on this matter....I was that disappointed in the pic
Saint970 - January 14, 2010, 5:50 pm
Vincent>Edward, there's just no competition. Vincent is better...and not g**.
informator - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
f*** no -_- vincent is badass pretty, but badass. cullen isnt even pretty. and he is in no way badass.
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:43 pm
no effing way...vicent kicks a** like edward takes it
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
no effing way...vincent kicks a** in ways that edward takes it
Jericho - August 9, 2009, 3:28 am
I Agree With The Fellow Below Me.
Vincent is hot! - May 31, 2009, 9:39 am
No way can you compare Valentine to Edward Cullen. Vincent is in a league right over Edward Cullen's head! Edward may be a cute character in a book, but he cannot compare to the enigma of Vincent Valentine's charisma! End of story...
Someone Else - May 22, 2009, 5:58 pm
Vincent is like Edward Cullen. Except less g**. ALOT less g**.
I hate edward - May 14, 2009, 4:55 pm
:o Do not compare Vincent to that walking bucket of glitterglue!!! Vincent is way more awesome. End of story.
anon - February 19, 2009, 10:29 pm
fake true men does not shine
Panther - January 3, 2009, 3:18 pm
Vincent Valentine (the guy pictured here) is like Edward Cullen (the vampire from Twilight) for gamers (Vincent is from a game called Final Fantasy VII). You probably wouldn't get the joke if I explained it.
Huh? - December 18, 2008, 7:56 am
Who's who for what?


I HAVE AN IDEA : LET'S PULL THE PLUG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS -


TAGS: ideas lamp light action bright
Rating: 4.55/5

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carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


WHY VLAD IS THE IMPALER - After being sodomized by a Turkish official as a boy, he swore the next time someone tried to "invade his lands" he'd see how they liked it.


TAGS: prince vlad dracula vampire impaler
Rating: 4.35/5

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Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 6:46 pm
It's hard to notice when he's better than me..
Claire - December 25, 2010, 1:48 pm
Obviously not, or his spelling and grammar would be a little better.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 12:35 pm
you got OCD or something pal?
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:31 am
sorry my computer is acting as funny as my 10-year old cousin
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:28 am
not that my grandfather was around back then, it's a story told in the family.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:27 am
My mom comes from a village nearby Vlad's castle in Romania.My grandfather says sure he was brutal but back in those days, you could leave all your gold in the street and return a month later, and find it intact, nobody dared to steal. still sucks though.
Ookami85 - December 24, 2010, 8:43 pm
I remember doing a presentation on this guy. First question asked: Do you think he was compensating? Honestly, thinking back, he might have been.


CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - This is only the beginning


TAGS: rpg d amp d lvl1
Rating: 2.68/5

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Grelvire - November 17, 2011, 1:38 pm
THACO?
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 3:27 pm
Uh... how old is he anyways?
aerofiend - February 28, 2009, 12:33 am
That reminds me, I still need to get that shirt for my nephew.
WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 10:40 pm
Hmm, definatly a woman with those stats.
TigerKid - September 21, 2008, 1:41 am
Of course he's highest in charisma lol
! - August 11, 2008, 4:15 pm
LMFAO


PORPHYRIC HEMOPHILIA - sucks


TAGS: oblivion vampirism vampire
Rating: 2.32/5
iPwn - February 23, 2009, 6:14 pm
I lol'd
thebadestnongaybadass - December 31, 2008, 6:11 pm
its only funny if you play oblivion


CAMPING -




ENCOURAGEMENT - Sometimes when you're down, all it takes is a word of encouragement to pick you up.




NAIVETE' -


TAGS: gentle people campfire stake
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2016, 9:07 am

Ha!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2016, 2:07 am
I thought it was Guy Fawkes or V in his Fawksian mask.
lgvernon - March 28, 2016, 11:39 am

This is a painting depicting the Miami Native American tribe buring a European explorer at the stake. Thanks!
mizzdizz - March 28, 2016, 10:02 am
Of course the choice of fuel is interesting----but somewhere, out there, is a small warming fire of the truly good.
mizzdizz - March 28, 2016, 10:00 am
Good 1, IgV! A spark of hope amidst the darkness of chaos! ^!!!!!


FIRESTARTER -


TAGS: camping matches hanks excited
Rating: 4.87/5

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Derek - March 24, 2011, 1:47 am
Wilson will know the answer.
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:15 am
Love Tom Hanks! *sigh*


THE MASTER - Lord Voldemort's more vampire brother.




SUPER MARIO CHALMERS - KANSAS JAYHAWKS 2008 NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!


TAGS: super mario kansas jayhawks 2008 ncaa champions memphis
Rating: 2.31/5

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GoForthAndDie - September 9, 2008, 11:47 pm
Stupor Mario Chalmers-kicked out of NBA rookie orientation :D


VAMPIRES - The socially acceptable way to be into necrophilia


TAGS: vampires
Rating: 2.24/5

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Neo - May 8, 2009, 9:40 am
finally something that thinks for its self and i can kill legaly


MARINES - You may have been the apple of your mother's eye. But you're in the Corps now.


TAGS: marines military boot camp sergeants
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:10 pm
ARE YEW SMIRKING AT THE WAY MY HAT FITS?


STEAMPUNK -


TAGS: envision being steampunk autumnspirit
Rating: 4.06/5

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autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:39 am
Ty, Steampunk is a difficult concept to grasp. I felt poetic would capture it more.
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 1:05 am
poetic steampunk theme. I love it! 5L


ONE NIGHT STAND - Yes there is, but don't forget about the lamp


TAGS: one night stand lamp
Rating: 3.74/5

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holymoly - January 13, 2012, 7:20 pm
Point taken.. Clever


DEER CAMP -


TAGS: deer camp hunting
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - November 18, 2010, 4:48 pm
reminds me of my moose camp! 5L


TENSER'S TRANSFORMATION - because sometimes you just can't pass spell resistance


TAGS: dungeons amp dragons
Rating: 2.15/5

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No-one - March 20, 2009, 7:18 pm
Bacon and LogicDude needs to get some hobbies of their own, and possibly also laid.
HurHur... - March 9, 2009, 3:51 pm
Never seen this pic of Gandalf slaying the Balrog before. Whoever the artist is, they're rather good.
LogicDude - October 15, 2008, 9:34 am
Someone needs to go OUTSIDE and play. You're spending WAY too much time in the basement of the Science Building here!
Bacon - September 13, 2008, 9:55 pm
What the f*** are you nerds talking about?
waterstand - August 22, 2008, 10:59 am
@ Shigeru: you must probably be referring to the AD&D ruleset (with its frustrating and meaningless limitations): in D&D 3E and 3.5E TT grants you proficiency with all simple and martial weapons (longsword included, of course)
Shigeru - June 1, 2008, 11:42 pm
Technically, TT used to let you fight with either a dagger or a staff.
alzy84 - April 29, 2008, 12:53 pm
LOL ... but you also need a magical sword with you!


END OF THE WORLD? - Nope, just the end of your savings account.


TAGS: rapture harold camping
Rating: 4.33/5

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Master - May 24, 2011, 10:22 pm
His "church" (in Oakland, near San Francisco) was locked up, tight. A bunch of people who came from Maryland were extremely disappointed---and ANNOYED.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 11:11 am
Ooopss!! Now he says it's going to be Oct 21, 2011 - Forgot to carry the one?
FatherTyme - May 23, 2011, 8:07 pm
I think he just did it for the lulz...


VLAD DRACULA - Because manly vampires don't sparkle.


TAGS: vampire dracula twilight cullen
Rating: 3.5/5

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vlad9885 - May 31, 2013, 2:28 am
Vlad approves


GRANDMA - She's all set for the U.F.C. Pay-For-View


TAGS: grandma ultimate fighting championship
Rating: 3.4/5

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levinkatz - June 18, 2013, 8:33 am
It adds an extra flavor to your favorite tobacco product, liquor, wine, beer and once some genuine WV mountain 'spring water' delivered in a mason jar.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:41 am
Who's ever heard of smoking wine from a pipe anyway? jk.


Vera de Milo is REAL! -


TAGS: miley cyrus tramp wh*** s**t
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 27, 2013, 4:46 am
Pretty f*cking funny! Create more like this dandy!


Vegan Joke #10 -




AMPUTEES - Say what you like about these servicemen amputees from Iraq and Afghanistan but we’re going to have a bloody good Paralympic team in 2012!


TAGS: paralympic amputee
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greeny - April 20, 2014, 7:17 am
...serious time... heh
irresistablex3 - January 14, 2011, 11:02 pm
just the thought of losing my legs scare me >_
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 2:58 am
airborne knows things.
airborne - January 14, 2011, 2:57 am
That's Oscar Pistorius - South Africa's top para-olympic runner. He "plays" with a modified Yamaha R1 and has done some serious good times in a standard DB9 around a track ....
Reality Lord - January 13, 2011, 6:49 pm

...and it made me laugh.
Reality Lord - January 13, 2011, 6:48 pm

totally tasteless....5L.
5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 1:46 pm
There was one in Florida. I saw the COPS episode a long time ago.
50cal - January 13, 2011, 12:38 pm
Or fast cops! Imagine watching cops seeing an amputees chase down a crook. Tink, tink, tink...... :) Hats off to my fellow army vets.


REALIZATION -


TAGS: camp fire safety
Rating: 4.72/5

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Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:37 am
Nice. Fire.
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 1:50 am
Thanks Haar. Not my find. ‘Twas a poster evolution thread contest….sure nice to see an ancient return with the good stuff. Welcome back.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 12:36 am
Beauty!
GaryO - July 2, 2012, 12:45 pm
Oh, man, I know. I have a cabin in the high desert. Fire season is whenever there’s no snow on the ground. My heart, goes out to your area and my fire fighting friends.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:20 am
nicely done, but I won't show it to any fellow Coloradoans.. a little touchy subject here right now
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 10:20 pm
Thanks, Mao. Cheers
maoworks2 - July 1, 2012, 9:19 pm
Very Nice !
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 8:34 pm
Thank you, laddie, thank you very much
Rick69 - July 1, 2012, 8:05 pm
Once again: Splendid... : )
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 2:22 pm
Thanx sir Ugmiester
ughomer - July 1, 2012, 2:10 pm
A 5L KNEE-SLAPPER.


IMPROVISE ADAPT OVERCOME -




WHEN I DIE - I want to go quietly in my sleep like my grampa, not screaming and crying like the people on the ground.


TAGS: plane crash reno grampa
Rating: 3.6/5

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deathorfire1 - January 23, 2012, 10:31 am
where the people on the ground morons? next time run.
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:53 am
Not cool.


IF YOU SEE THIS -


TAGS: child protective services sentence fat people to boot camp
Rating: 3.3/5

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booger13 - April 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
famous last words : mamaaaaaaaaaaa im nuh FEWDDDDDDD
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 8:13 pm
Wait, wait, wait. Porcelina. What?? I live in Illinois (DeKalb) and I always heard it as CPS?
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back....
Koradan - December 25, 2009, 6:04 pm
Is this for real? In case it is not.... "GET IN MY BELLY!!"
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:16 pm
CYFS in NZ. (Child Youth and Family) That poor woman and child are both in danger of suffocation.
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:28 pm
Wow I thought it was CPS everywhere O_O
Porcelina - December 12, 2009, 1:20 pm
Are you from Texas? I guess in Texas that's called CPS, but in Illinois it's called DCFS
Chopperliscious - December 12, 2009, 12:03 pm
I know I know I was probably a little mean...


CAMPING - YOUR TENT OR MINE?


TAGS: camping
Rating: 2.86/5

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REMEMBER LAST NIGHT - When your loud music and swearing kept the rest of the camp awake ?


TAGS: remember last night music lud camp camoing tent mud
Rating: 2.81/5

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MO - December 29, 2009, 12:44 am
Canada was here!!!


PLAYER CHARACTER DEATHS - "Dont cry, just roll up another...At level one."




N33RDS -


TAGS: pzy n33rds american pie this one time at band camp
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - May 15, 2011, 7:26 am
Makes more sense in places where "router" is pronounced like "rooter".
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
this*
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
I read thin in her voice
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:48 am
ROR! The Aussie made a funny!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:47 am
Awesome! 5 CAT-5's cables.


Drawback -


TAGS: f*** amputee flaw
Rating: 3.37/5

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Sleeves - May 8, 2010, 12:28 am
holy ****
boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 8:36 pm
didn't notice the missing leg till u said sumthing
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:05 am
LOL!
Treehodger - August 31, 2009, 11:42 pm
OMFG Id so date her! I do not care, she is GORGEOUS!!! Now, to find out who she is.. XD just kidding.
faulty switch - August 30, 2009, 3:36 am
ahhhhh you got me!
CWB - July 18, 2009, 12:47 am
ROFLROFLROFL THAT WAS f***ING SO FUNNY WHEN I READ THE HORSE PART AND REALISED I HAD NO f***ING CLUE IT WAS THERE
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:07 am
i was too busy thinking she was in a bedroom last time i saw her and her delightful shirt
Porcelina - October 18, 2008, 3:51 am
Oh no! I just realized, motifakes are getting so bad now and I didn't realize the horse till MWLF's comment. >.< Maybe I should read the captions first..sometimes
Roamer - October 18, 2008, 12:50 am
Tis the price one pays for an upload vs. a creation. I was too lazy to hind the original pic; hence, teh grammar i5 suxxorz
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 17, 2008, 11:53 pm
Roamer, your grammar is atrocious and bewildering, nevertheless I gave this 5 lions because I did not see the horse at all at first. You got me.
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 10:31 pm
Love the shirt....And this chick's great attitude.


VAMPIRE HUNTING - Is there anything, this COP can't DO?!!




MISADVENTURISM - "..and then i put some hotsauce in his underwear, poor vampire hunter, hekhekhek"


TAGS: underwear poor vampire hunter
Rating: 2.13/5

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zammuelist - January 22, 2010, 9:00 pm
"there will not be sparkly vampires much longer", thinks blade as he contemplates how to kill this fag in the slowest way posible


LESTAT - Sexiest vampire next to Edward Cullen.


TAGS: lestat vampire
Rating: 1.94/5
Knives - August 22, 2009, 1:13 am
WTF lol Lestat pwns Edward Cullen hard, yes that even applies to when he was portrayed by Tom Cruise.
Master Morality - August 10, 2009, 12:34 pm
Edward Cullen was a poncy, sparkling, ****.
Vhaidrin - December 3, 2008, 12:28 am
The guy that will be finishing Memory of Light is Brandon Sanderson. He talks about it on his website http://www.brandonsanderson.com/
Da5id - November 6, 2008, 3:29 pm
probably my favorite series of all time. Probably seconded by R.R. Martin, though as a child I loved all of R.A. Salvatores books.
Da5id - November 6, 2008, 3:28 pm
Shtoink. You can always check out his old blog site. His wife is not finishing, but rather has in agreement with others chosen who will be responsible, name slips the mind but the blog site will fill you in. Old reader of Jordan from the beginning and
... - October 2, 2008, 6:13 pm
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Shtoink - September 30, 2008, 12:20 am
i agree. my mom was mad, cuz she still thinks the last book wont come out. but im eager to see how they tie up all the loose ends
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 9:08 am
No word yet, afaik, but it'll be the most anticipated book for the Jordan readers who stuck with him through like eleven volumes of what was supposed to be a dekalogy. Sad he died before it was done.
Shtoink - September 29, 2008, 2:05 am
since you work in a book store when is the a memory of light supposed to come out? old robert jordan died, but his wife said she'd finish it up.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 9:36 pm
-- d***ed, I nearly threw the book against the wall. I'll but a lot of improbable stuff in the name of suspending my disbelief, but that was ridiculous.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 9:34 pm
-- because I don't care about length considerations. ( ps "out of room" rather than "our of room") BTW, I work in a bookstore and all the kids say the Twilight series went downhill in the last book anyways. Although when I finished reading Queen of the
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 9:32 pm
OMG, Porcelina, I love your comments, but when you run our of room, please take another comment space to finish or explicate your thoughts. Electrons are cheap, and besides, I love spilling over into new comment fields!! I even use words like explicate
Porcelina - September 28, 2008, 1:30 pm
Okay Kiddos! Time for my rant. 1. Twilight is some faggy trend a** bull****. 2. Lestat is much h**ter. 3. Twilight, Interview with a Vampire, Queen of the d***ed, Dracula, etc. are not real portrayals or vampires, sorry. Vampires are not ***y. They're u


KOBOLDS - "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"


TAGS: d amp d kobolds dungeons dragons
Rating: 1.4/5

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Informator - September 17, 2009, 10:55 pm
-roamer: Deekin was oddly adorable...but scary in an obsessive way.. .__.'
Roamer - May 26, 2009, 8:30 pm
Deekin... thats who
candlejack - May 25, 2009, 7:42 pm
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!!!!


MODERN MOVIES-VAMPIRES -


TAGS: g** vampires never change live
Rating: 4.87/5

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5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:16 pm
Do you really need help, HMHP?
hangmanheadphones - January 18, 2011, 3:32 am
I'm really not sure what this means.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:35 am
Perfect, 5L.


How About a Magic Trick -


TAGS: joker vampires movies blood enough is enough
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 8, 2014, 9:47 pm
I hope you're using 'Twilight' referring to my age . . . Lol.
MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:46 am
A 5L bold statement from someone who is close to being in his Twilight years, don't ya think? Teehee


STAR WARS - Close but.....


TAGS: star wars steampunk
Rating: 4.56/5

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Z-Bob - March 1, 2011, 1:09 pm
Is that a steamsaber?
hootizz - February 27, 2011, 2:55 pm
the 'Steam Punk' version of Star Wars...


GERMANY -


TAGS: tank jumping ramp crowd
Rating: 4.17/5

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GySgt1811a - October 28, 2011, 6:12 pm
Good poster COMM. I'm one of those jerks that when you ask the time I tell you how to build a watch. Just pat me on the head and say, "There, there, now." (Oh, BTW, 5 thrown tracks.)
the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 12:05 am
I have no idea what the tanks were called back then. All I know is Germany was famous for having the tanks so I thought it was a german tank.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 10:46 pm
Fantastic how the Krauts cammied that Panzer to look like an American M-3 Stuart!


NOT A 12 STEP GROUP - They don't have a leg to stand on




WINNING - For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.




TRAMPOLINE -




OLD SCHOOL GAMERS - Back in the 1800s, when the universe meant something.




BOY SCOUTS -




STEAMPUNK CELLPHONE - Runs on steam, coverage is fine, even floats!! Termites, however, still remain a major problem..




DEAR VAMPIRES, - aren't you worried about AIDS? O_o sincerely, curious.


TAGS: vampires
Rating: 3.86/5

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champ99 - December 13, 2011, 5:38 pm
They are already dead. To them AIDS is like adding pepper to their meal.


ON YOUR MARKS - Get set! Boing boing boing boing boing...


TAGS: amputee race
Rating: 3.7/5

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Koradan - May 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
We can rebuild him. We have the technology...


ADAM & EVE -


TAGS: adam amp eve cartoon
Rating: 3.56/5

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HypercatZed - November 3, 2011, 4:23 pm
So the first man was a muslim? Then this is how it really went: Eve:"Let's climb up that tree and pick down an apple!" Adam:"I have a better idea: let's bomb it and make the apples fall down!" BOOM! God:"Man! What have you done!" Adam:"It's all her fault!
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 6:36 am
Long-delayed LOL @ Aggy and her ears!
Lolli - January 5, 2010, 6:35 am
That's the perfect way to "strip" women of their power :P
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:16 pm
And they're nowhere near her ears!!!
Claire - October 7, 2009, 8:14 pm
That s**t's ankles are showing!
Chron139 - July 23, 2009, 8:52 pm
Well that would solve a lot of issues...
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:40 am
YOU CAN SEE HER LEGS! STONE HER! And so ends the human race...


Longcat -


TAGS: rampage city lol funny attack
Rating: 3.17/5

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PHALE - August 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
jesus christ dude. enough with the d*** long cat already :O


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